Terms & Conditions
In the spirit of full transparency, the following Terms & Conditions contain considerably fewer jokes than the rest of this publication. While we'd prefer to tell you they're merely aspirational guidelines, our legal advisers have strongly suggested we admit they're legally binding when using our site. Please read them carefully in your own time and contact us if you have any questions.
TDT Terms & Conditions of use
LAST UPDATED JULY 2026
Introduction
1.1 Purpose Statement: Welcome to Figurs. Our Terms and Conditions establish the rules for using our services, promoting fairness and transparency in our digital community.
1.2 Acceptance Clause: By using our platform, you agree to abide by the terms outlined in these Terms and Conditions. Your continued use implies your understanding and acceptance of these conditions.
User Rights and Responsibilities
2.1 User Conduct: Users are expected to engage in respectful and lawful behaviour on our platform. We aim to ensure a positive and secure online environment.
2.2 Account Security: Protecting your account is crucial. Users are responsible for maintaining the security of their accounts and passwords, contributing to the overall safety of our digital community.
Service Description
3.1 Overview of Services: At The Distinctive Times, we provide a satirical news services for a marketing, branding, creative and business audience. Stay informed about any changes through our Modifications Clause to have a seamless user experience.
3.2 Modifications Clause: We reserve the right to modify or discontinue services for improvement. Users will be notified of significant changes, maintaining transparency and user awareness.
Privacy Policy Integration
4.1 Data Handling: We handle user data as outlined in our Privacy Policy, respecting user privacy and complying with data protection regulations.
4.2 Cookies Usage: We use “cookies” to collect information about you and your activity across our site. A cookie is a small piece of data that our website stores on your computer, and accesses each time you visit, so we can understand how you use our site. This helps us serve you content based on preferences you have specified.
Intellectual Property Rights
5.1 Ownership Statement: The Distinctive Times retains ownership of all intellectual property, ensuring a secure and innovative environment for our community.
5.2 User Content Rights: Users grant The Distinctive Times rights to use content they generate on our platform, striking a balance between user-generated content and platform interests.
Dispute Resolution
6.1 Resolution Methods: Disputes will be resolved through a mediation process, ensuring a fair and efficient conflict resolution mechanism.
6.2 Jurisdiction Clause: The governing law for disputes is the law of New South Wales, Australia, providing legal clarity and setting expectations for users.
By using our services, you acknowledge that you have read and agreed to these Terms and Conditions.
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The Distinctive Times
thedistinctivetimes@gmail.com